< UNTOLD LIES
Sunday, March 22, 2009
Directions :Mark the idiotic things you've done, then add up the number of questions you marked. This test is out of 100 questions which means that the number you get as your score is your percentage.

1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. [x] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails  
3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. [x] Choked on your own spit while you were talking 
6. [ ] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. [ ] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush
8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realized it was in your hand
9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull
10.[x] Tried to pull open a door that said push

Running total: 7

11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion
12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. [x] Have tripped and fallen up the stairs 
14. [x] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave 
15. [x] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. [x] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. [x] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it 
18. [x] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard 
19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name 
20. [x] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

Running total: 16

21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. [x] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle
23. [x] Have run into a closed door 
24: [ ] Died from stupidity overload.
25. [ ] Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it (
26. [x] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk 
30. [x] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

Running total: 21

31. [ ] After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. [x] Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. [ ] Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. [x] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot
36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back
37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. [x] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. [x] Walked into a pole
40. [x] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someones shoes by accident

Running total: 29

41. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house 
42. [x] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on 
43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. [x] Walked out of the bathroom (stall) with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do
46. [x] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye
49. [x] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on 
50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair 

Running total: 38

51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. [x] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. [x] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. [x] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was
55. [ ] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. [x] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on
57. [x] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realized that you didn't have school/work that day
58. [x] Forgot your own phone number 
59. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it 
60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny 

Running total: 47

61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. [x] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it
63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. [x] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person 
65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. [x] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. [x] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it 
69. [x] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out
70. [x] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

Running total: 56

71. [x] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. [x] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. [x] Ran into a door jam
74. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. [ ] Have purposely licked playground sand
77. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. [x] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt

Running total: 65

81. [x] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again 
83. [ ] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back 
84. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. [x] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. [ ] Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked funny
88. [x] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people 
89. [x] Have flung forks at people in a restaurant
90. [x] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food.

Running total: 73

91. [x] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil 
92. [x] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. [x] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. [x] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours 
95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. [x] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren’t even paying attention
97. [x] You have spelled your own name wrong before 
98. [x] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling
99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class 
100. [x] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

TOTAL : 83

How to obtain your idiocy GPA:

80-100 4.0
70-79 3.6
65-69 3.2
60-64 2.8
55-59 2.4
50-54 2.0
45-49 1.6
40-44 1.2

MY IDIOCY GPA => 4.0


HHAHAH lol so bloody high.... this just shows that i have done alot of dumb stuff in my LIFE... and erm this list just goes on man there is some many more dumb things i have done... but looks like i maxed this one out... lol
Wednesday, March 18, 2009

{EDIT} HER SILIN NICE PHOTO lol... hahaha

OK so as promised these are some photos of both 0816 and 0911 and 422'07 as well. hahah some of them quite funny and cool but limited i put only those i have hor hahaha

This is me and teck wei looking like we are disappearing cool right... hahaha

OMG 0816 in a COURT ROOM

JUMPSHOT.... with a lousy camera i won't say whose it was

And this is wehn justin hit me in the face....


Oh look its me and my "sister" hahaha same surname 

This photo also hahaha all three LIMS

This is me being funny hahaha lol... Laugh la you people


And group shot of 0911


BUTT shot of 0911

Alina with food...

Cheryl with food...

The class 0911 as food......

More photos of the class as food....

GROUPSHOT when ren jie kidnapped my head...

Normal groupshot

422'07 guys playing pool on some random day... i wont say what day...
Thursday, March 12, 2009


So this is us playing cards under the tree on cross country day...  hahah funny right??? just so you know it was raining on that day and we were cool and dry under the tree while everyone else was hot and dry under shelter... see this is why i love 0816...


hahaha... so cross country was canceled but i shall not say that the day was a waste of time... cause i got to go out with 0911... they also a very fun class... alot of girls... ming sze tries to call me flirt but he fails... besides i dont flirt with them... i am generally a nice guy xD....

hahah ok so we had the most expensive breakfast every GG it was like one hole in my pocket... it was damn funny la... 


I was not in the best of moods but i must say that day out helped me take my mind off things and made me happier so thanks all of you... it was fun i got to cycle a double bike for the first time... and i didnt fall haha... even with high risk people like rachel and diana near me.... hahaha it was fun but damn pain and tough to cycle...

ah well dont know what to write anymore...

so bye

Sunday, March 01, 2009
Tagged by Zhi Hao

1: Besides your lips, where is your favourite
spot to get kissed?
I have never been kiss... but i assume the cheeks a good place too or the neck.

2: How did you feel when you woke up
this morning?
"I don't want to get up"

3: who was the last person you
took a photo with?
OGL's and Councilors. 

4: Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?
Maybe a little.

5: Would you ever donate blood?
I don't see why not, it does replenish itself.

6: Have you ever had a best friend who
was of the opposite sex?
Yes my best friend is of the opposite sex.

7: Do you want someone dead?
I don't think so... some people quite irritating. 

8: What does your last text message say?
received is "Lol. Haha. I sms you later." - from Hannah
Sent is "Erm k:)" - to Hannah

9: What are you thinking of right now?
This quiz is odd.

10: Do you wish someone was with you right now?
Yes.

11: What time did you go to sleep last night?
I don't know 12am plus i suppose. 

12: Where did you buy the T-shirt
you are wearing now?
I think its 77th Street at Heeren like damn long ago...

13: Is someone on your mind right now?
Yes.

14: Who was the last person to text you?
Hannah.

10 people tagged to do this survey:
Seeing as i only have 12 people and i should minus Tim and Zhi Hao all the linked people are tagged
1.Alina
2.Grace
3.Hannah
4.Hui Quan
5.Ronney
6.Rebecca
7.Sandy
8.Sylvia
9.Teck Wei
10.Wee Kie

(have fun scrolling up and down)

15: Who is 2 having a relationship with?
Erm she is single but maybe she's dating her bed, everyone sleeps with their bed xD.

16: Is 3 a male or a female?
FEMALE.

17: if 7 and 10 get together will that be a good thing?
No. They are not les... 

18: what is number 1 studying about?
CMEL

20: Is number 4 single?
Yes.

21: Say something about number 2.
My sweet Mortal Grace xD

22: What do you think about number 3 and 6 being together?
VERY WIERD one is attached and they aren't les...

23: Describe number 9.
Always kena link to Hong Zuo by all the Teachers.

24: What will you do if number 6 and 7 fight?
They don't know that the other exist... So no worries

25: Do you like number 8?
Erm....